Updated July 10, 1999
Beats me, I would always say.
Ask no longer. Whoopi Goldberg is all over the magazines recently wearing a lactose-free milk mustache as part of that long-running series of milk marketing ads. That's her over to the right.
There's writing over her picture because I took it directly from the Got Milk? site. You'll find her name under the Famous Faces listing, so you can read more about her and see the whole ad.
[I'm positive there was an earlier celebrity whose name I can't remember in a lactose-reduced milk mustache ad before Whoopi, but her name isn't there. Can anyone tell me who this lost lady is?]
At long last, we have a celeb to call our own.