The Stupendous, Not to Mention Mystifying,
Lactose Intolerance Quiz

Which are not typical Lactose Intolerance symptoms in adults?
  1. Gas and Bloating
  2. Vomiting
  3. Constipation
  4. Diarrhea



What's another name for Lactose Intolerance?
  1. Lactosis
  2. Milk Allergy
  3. Lactase Deficiency
  4. Milk Grunge



If you are lactose intolerant, what are the odds that you are also allergic to milk?
  1. 1 in 10
  2. 1 in 100
  3. 1 in 1000
  4. 1 in 1,000,000



For how long after a milk-containing meal can you suffer the symptoms of Lactose Intolerance?
  1. 2 hours
  2. 12 hours
  3. 1 day
  4. 3 days



When were the first lactase drops commercially marketed?
  1. 1921
  2. 1960
  3. 1979
  4. 1992



Which of the following animals has no lactose in its milk?
  1. Goat
  2. Reindeer
  3. Sea Lion
  4. Cat



  What word on a food package guarantees that no lactose is present?
  1. Parve
  2. New and Improved!
  3. Fat-free
  4. Margarine



What magazine named Lactose Intolerance its "Hot Disease" in 1992?
  1. New England Journal of Medicine
  2. The Calf Breeder
  3. Rolling Stone
  4. Supermarket Sales Report



10,000 years ago, what percent of the world's population was Lactose Intolerant?
  1. 20%
  2. 50%
  3. 70%
  4. Virtually 100%



Which of the following dairy products are well-tolerated even by the Lactose Intolerant?
  1. Yogurt
  2. Butter
  3. Aged Cheese
  4. Whey Protein Isolate



What is the name of the preferred test for Lactose Intolerance?
  1. Lactose Maintenance Test
  2. Breath Hydrogen Test
  3. Lactase Blood Percentage Test
  4. SAT Test



What can cause Secondary Lactose Intolerance?
  1. Some Prescription Medications
  2. Alcoholism
  3. Intestinal Surgery
  4. Intestinal Disease




So how did you do?
Give yourself 10 points for every right answer. Now tote up your score!

0 - 30 points  Not good. LI is too important not to take seriously.
40 - 70 points  You're part-way there. Go through the rest of my Web site and take notes.
80 - 110 points  Terrific! You can defy milk in hand-to-mouth combat!
120 points  Sorry. This score is reserved for the LI Quizmaster hisself!



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